Minced Meat

Minced Meat is one of the 2 staples of Kayes cooking.

usually cooked like a bowl of dog-food left in the sun for 2 hours, it has 2 consistencies: Minced meat should never be seasoned according to Kay, and only achieves a colour other than grey when cooked with a bottled sauce.
 * 1) raw and bleeding, when cooked on Her stovetop (powered by a 12 watt lightbulb)
 * 2) burnt, when cooked in her oven powere by the souls of the damned